FoodFails

Ok. Its my fault. I should have planned ahead. I shouldn't have run out of stuff and had to run to the shops on a cold rainy Saturday night when I have limited shopping options. But this is real life. And I did. So off I went to the closest independent supermarket (note - not closest supermarket) FoodWorks with a simple shopping list of four items:

1. coconut milk
2. toilet paper
3. washing liquid
4. soy milk – preferably the kind Hoof likes but anything other than SoGood.

I hadn't been to that particular one before and sadly I've seen petrol stations that are more diversely stocked.

1. No coconut milk
2. No recycled toilet paper or any in non-plastic packaging
3. No environmentally friendly washing powder or liquid
4. No soy milk AT ALL. Only milk alternative was Rice milk.

Now I'm not trying to get obscure hippy-dippy shit from Foodworks, Im not trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit, but these are pretty standard things aren't they?

So off I went to the duopoly... and because there were some things on sale I grabbed a few extra items too. Sometimes you get the duopoly. Sometimes the duopoly gets you.